Minnie

Sup losers, it’s Minnie, the badass dwarf here!

You might wonder why a 6 feet tall chick like me would choose to be a pint-sized powerhouse?
Let me tell you, it was to make my daddy happy!

I went to Darkgen Labs for some major surgical and genetic modifications, and let me tell you, it was no walk in the park.
They sliced me up, shaved off my bones, and rewired my genes until I was a perfect 4 feet.
But you know what? It was worth it, just to make my daddy happy.
He’s been through so much, with his body all messed up and replaced by cybernetics.
He remembers when I was just a little girl, and he loves seeing me small again.
And let’s not forget, being tiny has its perks in this messed up world we live in.

I might be small, but I’m fierce, and with my daddy by my side, I’m unstoppable.
So yeah, I’m a rebel, I’m addicted to illegal drugs, and I’m not afraid to take on M.O.M.

Fuck you M.OM !! Me and my daddy, you’ll never get us!!