Dr Shee

Hey peep!
It’s your girl, Dr. Sheenanigan, the baddest doc of the Block 689!
I’m a genius when it comes to patching up the broken bodies of the wretched and the damned, and let me tell ya, there’s no shortage of those in this block.

Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Why would I trust my life to some junkie pervert?” Well, let me tell ya, honey, those so-called “vices” are what make me the best damn doctor around.
When you’ve spent as much time as I have dealing with the filth and the disease that infest this place, you learn to appreciate the finer things in life.
And let’s be real, who wants a boring old doctor anyway?
I’m here to add a little spice to your life, if you know what I mean.

But don’t get it twisted, I’m not just some two-bit charlatan peddling snake oil.
I’ve got the skills to back up my swagger.
Whether you need something removed from your gut or a new cybernetic limb installed, I’m your gal.
Just don’t be surprised if I crack a dirty joke or two while I’m working.
Gotta keep things interesting, am I right?

So, if you’re looking for a doc who’s got the brains, the brawn, and the bad attitude to match, look no further than Dr. Sheenanigan.
I’ll fix you up good, and maybe even teach you a thing or two about how to have a good time in this messed-up world we live in.